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笑话1：

爸爸看完儿子分的成绩单后说:"看你这种成绩，就知道你考试没有作弊。"

儿子答:"哎呀~不是没有作弊，只是这次作弊没有成功而已。"

只听见满屋的屁股被抽耳刮子的声音。。

笑话2：

虾和龙

虾开车，看到龙走在马路中间，急忙按喇叭，但还是撞到了龙。

虾看了看龙，好像挺面熟的，于是问道：“hi，你龙吧?”

龙看了看虾也问道：“你虾吧?”

后来他们打起来了。

笑话3：

刚才打麻将，我不按常理出牌，出了一对k。

笑话4：

学校门口的网吧喧闹了一中午……“你上网的身份证哪淼?”学生哭着说“网管说没有身份证不准上，我看见门口贴的广告上有个身份证号就抄碛昧”特警咆哮的声音久久回荡“国家a级通缉令上的身份证你都敢抄?你爸妈怎么管你的?”。。。

笑话5：

five months older

the second world war had begun, and john wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. so when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.

but john‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. this doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw john‘s papers, he was surprised.

"how old are you?" he said.

"eighteen, sir," said john.

"but your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "are you twins?"

"oh, no, sir," said john, and his face went red. "my brother is five months older than i am."

大五个月

第二次世界大战开始了，约翰想参军，可他只有十六岁，当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进行体检时，他说他已经十八岁了。

可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天，而且也是这个军医给他做的检查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓。所以当他看到约翰的表格时，感到非常惊奇。

“你多大了?”军医问。

“十八，长官。”约翰说。

“可你的哥哥也是十八岁，你们是双胞胎吗?”

约翰脸红了，说：“哦，不是，长官，我哥哥比我大五个月。”

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